Another Rant

Zabitan · 04/01/16, 01:04 PM

You guys know I'm not terrestialist but what the fuck's up with body snatching space aliens?

It's like you're just minding your own business walking through a forest or exploring mars.

And then you see either some slime, or a tree or something, and then it will spit all this crap on you, and you either get cocooned or melted.

And then you mutate into some whatchamacallit, and start doing the same thing to other people, and it's like what the fuck man.

And don't get me started on those planet devouring cosmic abominations like I get you're so big, and powerful that even good, and evil are nothing to you, and you're pretty much to me what I am to a bacteria.

But it's like if you gave me a billion choclate balls, and there was one just one with a bunch of bacteria on it I would stick to the billion chocolate balls that don't have bacteria on them no matter how suicidal or mismicrobiotic the bacteria on the one does are so what the fuck's your excuse.

Zabitan peace the fuck out.

04/01/16, 01:04 PM	#1
Zabitan Administrator Join Date: 01/06/11 Location: Eureka California Posts: 1,778	Another Rant You guys know I'm not terrestialist but what the fuck's up with body snatching space aliens? It's like you're just minding your own business walking through a forest or exploring mars. And then you see either some slime, or a tree or something, and then it will spit all this crap on you, and you either get cocooned or melted. And then you mutate into some whatchamacallit, and start doing the same thing to other people, and it's like what the fuck man. And don't get me started on those planet devouring cosmic abominations like I get you're so big, and powerful that even good, and evil are nothing to you, and you're pretty much to me what I am to a bacteria. But it's like if you gave me a billion choclate balls, and there was one just one with a bunch of bacteria on it I would stick to the billion chocolate balls that don't have bacteria on them no matter how suicidal or mismicrobiotic the bacteria on the one does are so what the fuck's your excuse. Zabitan peace the fuck out.