Nick: Hmmmm tasty!
Xander: Pretty pretty shiny shiny!
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Since the Da Vinci Code movie is comin' up, here's a parody.
Satoru:
The Holy Grail 'neath ancient Roslin waits, The Blade and the Chalice guarding o'er her gates, Adorned in the masters' loving art, she lies, She rests at last beneath the starry skies............................................What the F**k? If this was the papyrus scroll from the cryptex, what did Langdon get?
Robert Langdon (OS): Sophie? You said it was a papyrus scroll, but the hell is this? A YOU-GEE-AUOH CARD? Was in fact a card collector?
Sophie Neveu (OS): Oh Grand-pere! How is this gonna show us the way to the grail? It's one of the ugly looking cards ever!
Boom: Easy! Below the Inverse Pyramid in the Louvre. Just below the small pyramid. Happy now?
Langdon (OS): Grail quest solved! Let's tell Sir Leigh!
Neveu (OS): What about this card?
Langdon (OS): Can it be dissolved with vinegar?